Not Today
So yesterday sucked but today will be better-I’m determined. I slept well and I had my morning coffee.
So what’s first? Let’s do something a bit more light-hearted. Do I fit in my black suit? That’s light-hearted, right?
I’ve been on a “not-black” suit kick these past few years so I am very doubtful.
Dig. Pull. Dig. Pull. Dig. Pull. Ok, there’s three that may have a chance.
Oops. The first one is a blazer. Why did I put a pair of pants in there with it? It doesn’t match. I’m a dork. Next.
Second one is a suit. It’s my snooty CK suit from years ago. Still looks nice. Jacket fits. Here goes the pants. HA! Not a snowball’s chance in hell. Next.
Third and final one. 3-Day suit broker. I bought this one for another funeral only a few years ago. I was fat then too so there’s a chance. Jacket-no problem. Pants…holding my breath. IT FITS! Woo-hoo! That’s friggin great! A few arm-pumps later I disrobe and plan to get it cleaned. I roll up the jacket and put it in the laundry bag. Next come the pants. What the hell?! No!
This is a picture of a hole in my right butt cheek. Right where the corner of my wallet goes. Not surprising since I’m a wallet pack-rat. You know-someone who never takes out all the receipts and gift cards. The wallet can be easily an inch thick on a bad day. Another reason I like baggy jeans.
Anyway, my hoarding tendencies aside, what the hell am I going to do? I got five days. I know. It’s time for a new suit baby! I got a stack of Macy’s gift cards (all still in my wallet by the way) so I’m good to go.
Hopefully they can alter the sucker in time. If I’m in a mismatched blazer or refuse to stand up, you know the answer.
I did my suit fit check too…LOL…but I have a none of my shirts fit problem…baby feeding and all…=)
Maybe a vacation is next on the list. A well deserved on at that. Somewhere where you can be w/your girls & have some fun, relax & let your body heal as it naturally needs to. I’m just sayin.
xoxo
I love you, Sean! YOU have a great sense of humor! Makes me laugh!! You will be surprised when you see me looking like a grown-up!!! Even with hair curled and make up on!!! Peace my friend!