106.5F and 175bpm
What the hell?
I went downstairs to eat dinner and watch some TV and when I get back she’s on fire. That’s not a typo. She had a temperature of 106.5F. I just didn’t believe it so I took my temperature: 97.8F. The thermometer is working fine. She’s on fire.
I pull the sheet off her and turn on the room fan. I grab a half-dozen towels and wet them in the bathroom sink. I wrap both arms and both feet. I fold a towel and put it on her head. I fold another one and put it on her tummy. Then I go to my bedroom frig.
I grab a bottle of ice water and get back to the room. I pour the ice water onto each of the wet towels to get them really cold. I am surprised to see that the one on her head is already warm. I wet all of them down well and prep the Tylenol suppository.
I administer the Tylenol and retake her temperature. It’s only been about 10 minutes. Her temp’s down but still too high. I remove and replace each towel after I put a bit more icy water on them. I wait a few minutes and recheck. Lower but too high. 20 minutes pass and now she’s a balmy 100F. A few more minutes pass: 99F. I start pulling off the towels. I don’t want to drop her temp too low. Arms come off first: 98.5F. Followed by legs: 98F. Nice.
I notice that the vein in her forehead is throbbing so I feel her wrist for a heart rate. It’s beating REALLY fast so I re-take her Blood Pressure and Heart Rate using my nifty automated Costco armband thing: 110/100 at 175 beats per minute. That’s about right. Damn near three-times-a-second.
I would normally freak out but her normal at rest heart rate is about 120 bpm. An elevated reading under duress and with the remnants of Atripine still in her system, I can see it being high. I’ll check again later tonight.
It’s now been 90 minutes since this all started and her temp is a normal 97.7F with only a towel on her head. I’ll check again in a few hours.
Never a dull moment on the weekends!!! I’ll be bringing more beer to the house!!! Love you!!