My Favorite Hospital Room

This room sucks elephant ass.

It was made for Hobbits and it was laid out by an exhibitionist.  Anyone entering the room must pass through our curtain to get to the rear bed.

I hear absolutely everything said by our 325 year old neighbor with the asthma and broken hip.  She doesn’t like the shared room either.

If I hear another unanswered cell phone I think I’m going to freak.  You could say that I”m under a bit of stress so I could claim temporary insanity. 

Hmmm…  Maybe I shouldn’t post this…  Just kidding.